Puppy that Cooks

I am so tall now that I can grab things quite easily off the kitchen worktops (if they are nearish the edge though). This morning apart from the usual inventory of chewable things in the kitchen (oven gloves, tea towels, toys I've left lying around, etc) I noticed something sticking out over the edge of the counter. It was a wooden spatula and it smelt like what the Minions had for dinner last night (tacos, if my smell and taste buds serve me right). It was very tasty even though there wasn't much food left on it. I brought it upstairs and chewed the edges off it. Minion Grace was not impressed when she saw the splinters everywhere.

I killed my mini rugby ball too. It was only about a week old but I loved it none the less. At first there was only a little tear at the seam, so I tried to sew it back together by using my teeth to punch some holes in it. The more I tried to fix it, the more it fell apart. I decided that I would need to get some of the stuffing out of it, so that the material would be looser to work with. However the whole lot fell out and I couldn't stuff if back in. Note to self: if it's broke don't try to fix it. Note 2 to self: Empty balls don't roll or bounce!