Tricks in Public

Minions took me to a big field to run around. They brought my Tanzania ball (a bit like a chocolate orange with every other segment missing - and made of purple rubber) and frisbee to play with. They got me all excited and threw my toys for me to fetch....

...stupid Minions. I only do those tricks at home to amuse myself. You wouldn't catch me doing tricks in public, especially not in front of other doggies! I wouldn't be able to bear the shame of it. I control the Minions, not the other way around.