Call the RSPCA

It's Valentines Day today. Not only do I not have a special friend but my Minions ABANDONED me all day.

They left for work and then when the sun went down they didn't come back. They ALWAYS come back and play in the garden with me. Dinner time came and went. Where was my dinner. A beautiful pup like me needs her dinner. I was so hungry I had to chew some pencils I found on the floor. Bed time came and went too so I put myself to bed and caught some zzz. I was worried that maybe the Minions might not come back at all.

Eventually the Minions returned at 11:30!!! How inconsiderate, leaving me by myself and then when I finally got to sleep waking me up to play. They gave me more food and I got to sleep upstairs on their bed.

[update: i wondered why they had given me 2 breakfasts this morning. Note to self - next time 2 breakfasts are laid down then I must run to the front door and stop the Minions from leaving.]