Relocation Relocation
Today my Minions moved me into the kitchen. I used to sleep in the dining room, but the Minions got upset when I hid smelly presents under the table (they keep spraying this awful orange oil stuff on the carpet to deter me... but it won't work). So now there is a barrier between the kitchen and dining room. I think I will be over it in a couple of weeks. I prefer it in the kitchen anyway as the Minions are always dropping bits of food on the floor.


2 Comments:
Mocha,
I think your Minions treat you quite harshly. I think you need to redress the balance by gnawing their toes at any given opportunity. You are the mistress of the house (the top dog) and they need to show you due respect - gnawing is the only way forward.
Your friend,
Matt.
3:03 AM
Mr Matthew,
Thanks for my ball on a rope... I think there's something wrong with it as it just won't die.
I think I have got Minion John wrapped around my littlest claw... however that Minion Grace is very strict (+ she feeds me so I have to be nice). And if I bite her she bites me back.
10:16 AM
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